Neat Meat DC

15 ft

american

sandwich

COMFORT FOOD

NEW

Neat Meat DC food truck serves the Baltimore area with ultimate American classics with a twist. They have earned a loyal following by stacking fresh ingredients and massive flavor into every bite. The Neat Meat DC menu features signature sliders like BBQ pulled pork, spicy fried chicken, and brisket melts, alongside fully loaded fries that have to be tasted to be believed.
Whether downtown or catering private events, this Baltimore truck offers a perfect mix of comfort food and creativity. Book your taste adventure today and discover why it stands out as one of Maryland's most memorable food truck experiences!
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meet joe

Chef Joe (Nnamdi Nwaneri) brings bold, modern flair to Baltimore with Neat Meat DC. Inspired by fresh ingredients and inventive stacking, he believes high-quality food should be exciting and approachable.
Joe elevates comfort-food roots into gourmet sliders and sandwiches that leave a lasting impression. Whether crafting a new daily special or catering private events, Chef Joe always delivers massive flavor with pride.

Neat Meat DC food truck and catering menu

The world famous sandwiches, sides, desserts, and drinks!

  • STAY CLASSY

    Ground Beef in our special tomato based sauce!

  • JOEY MELT

    Ground Beef topped with Honey Caramelized Onions & Classic American Cheese

  • JOE GOES TO THANKSGIVING

    Chopped Turkey in light gravy Topped with fresh Cranberry Sauce

  • CLUB JOE

    Chopped Turkey in light gravy Topped with Spiced Brown Sugar Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato

  • MISO JOE (v)

    Vegan delight of Tofu, Eggplant, & Button Mushrooms Topped off with a Spicy Carrot Pineapple Slaw

  • PESJOE

    Chopped Chicken marinated in an Italian Pesto Sauce Topped with a Zesty Sun- dried Tomato Spread & Mozzarella Cheese

  • IRIE JOE

    Chopped Chicken in an island inspired Jerk Sauce Topped with a Red Cabbage Mango Slaw

  • EL JEFÉ

    Pulled Spiced Pork in a Cerveza Chipotle Sauce Topped with Joe's Crispy Coleslaw

  • IT'S ALL GREEK TO JOE

    Ground Lamb filled with Classic Greek flavors Topped with Feta, Fresh Cucumber & Pickled Onions

  • MAC-N-CHEESE

    Tender elbow pasta blended in a creamy three cheese sauce, seasoned and baked to perfection

  • CRISPY COLESLAW

    Finely chopped fresh cabbage and carrots combined with a delicious creamy dressing

  • BEER BAKED BEANS (v)

    Slow baked beans made with our rich tangy sauce. OPTIONAL: Bits of spicy brown sugar bacon

  • BABY RED POTATO SALAD

    Made with unpeeled red potatoes in our tangy flavorful mayonnaise based sauce

  • 'UTZ' BRAND CHIPS

    Assortment of crispy and crunchy 'UTZ' brand chips

  • MINTY WATERMELON (SEASONAL)

    Seasonal seedless watermelon with fresh cucumber, feta, and a minty overlay

desserts

  • JOE CRISPY BARS

    Rice crispy treat with salty pretzels & fudge brownie bits

  • JOE'S BREAD PUDDING

    Creamy dessert made with milk, eggs, cinnamon-sugar, and artisan breads, topped with a sweet drizzle

  • JOE'S STRAWBERRY BANANA PUDDING

    Fresh strawberries, bananas and vanilla pudding blended with soften vanilla wafers and shortbread cookies

  • JOE'S SWEET TEA

    Brewed black and fruit teas, sweetened with natural sugars

  • JOE'S LEMONADE

    Made with fresh lemons, sweetened with natural sugars

  • JOE'S 50/50

    Perfect balance of sweet tea and lemonade for your enjoyment

  • WATER/SODA

    Assortment of soft drinks and water

  • Neat Meat DC's ALLERGY STATEMENT: MENU ITEMS MAY CONTAIN OR COME INTO CONTACT WITH WHEAT, EGGS, PEANUTS, TREE NUTS, AND MILK. FOR MORE INFORMATION, PLEASE SPEAK TO US.